Queens Fish Bar
10:29 Thu Mar 12
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JLAP 9:46 Thu Mar 12
Reverse your car over it after having backed up your useful stuff and wiped your knob across the screen.
Tell work it was an accident. They will log it as an 'accident!'. Just don't do it too frequently.
Laptop falling off the car roof is another data protection approach.
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munkyfunk
10:07 Thu Mar 12
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Cant drive trains from home so i still have to go in.
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JLAP
9:46 Thu Mar 12
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Exiled,. Shit!!
Too late
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Exiled In Surrey
9:44 Thu Mar 12
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Working from home on your company laptop...
...don't do porn.
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JLAP
9:43 Thu Mar 12
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Nice one Grumpster, I had that today. Won a few quid at Cheltenham as well as earning my day rate.. enjoy mate
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Too Much Too Young
9:07 Thu Mar 12
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IT managers normally have to beg for any project.
They are being thrown money and said how quick?
Massive workload for us comms firms.
Drink heavily and remain calm.
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13 Brentford Rd
8:31 Thu Mar 12
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Tubes are noticeably quieter.
From next week you can self isolate if you have any symptoms. How many are going to abuse that and take a two week paid break?
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Grumpster
8:25 Thu Mar 12
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Office officially closed tomorrow so they can run disaster test run.
On a Friday with cricket and Cheltenham on, fucking result!!!
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13 Brentford Rd
8:24 Thu Mar 12
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I'm hoping someone young & healthy where I work gets it as they'll shut my workplace down as it's a big Fe college
Can't do my job at home either so happy days.
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Mike Oxsaw
7:56 Thu Mar 12
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mashed in maryland 7:14 Thu Mar 12
On the back of that, a lot of people have invested money in providing office space. Should the arse fall out of that market through offices no longer be needed, there's going to be a lot of squeaky bums.
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Hammer and Pickle
7:39 Thu Mar 12
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This is going to be the first big revolution of the 21st century and the fossil-fuel lobby is toast.
Fucking bring it on!
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mashed in maryland
7:14 Thu Mar 12
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Imagine a few big firms find out that productivity goes up when they've sent everyone home.
Save a fortune on office rental and upkeep etc as well.
Plus the worst bit of most people's day is the commute.
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Mike Oxsaw
5:58 Thu Mar 12
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London's only where it is because it was once a port and ports need administrators & clerks.
As it's no longer a port, there's no need for such jobs to be located in London. Same goes for virtually every other big city in the world.
The argument should be "If YOU can't justify the company needing YOU in (insert city name here) then work from home."
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Nurse Ratched
5:56 Thu Mar 12
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Arf! @ Pee Wee
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mashed in maryland
5:47 Thu Mar 12
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Thinking about it, its strange that working from home isn't more of a "thing". Many office jobs that millions of people spend thousands of pounds and countless hours commuting to every day could literally be done from your bed, or anywhere with an internet connection.
Aside from stuff requiring meeting in person or detailed physical examination (engineers, some legal stuff, possibly estate agency), can anyone think of an office job this doesn't apply to?
Maybe one side effect of this Coronavirus malarkie will be more places seeing the benefits and offering it as an option.
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Razzle
5:27 Thu Mar 12
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Buster 1:52 Thu Mar 12
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I fucking HATE people, so it suits me just fine.
Correct. People are cunts. What makes that factually correct is the mass hysteria cleaning the shelves of Bog roll, pasta and UHT milk. If you add fags you have a supermodel diet
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Pee Wee
4:50 Thu Mar 12
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Working from home is great, except I get bored with the constant interruptions for blow jobs.
But the Amazon driver refuses to leave parcels without one, so what you gonna do?
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Dan M
4:47 Thu Mar 12
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Welcome to my world. Been working from home for eleven years, the last eight of which have been from an office in the garden.
Currently sharing it with two bicycles and a roll of carpet. Glamorous.
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Buster
1:52 Thu Mar 12
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I fucking HATE people, so it suits me just fine.
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ChillTheKeel
1:44 Thu Mar 12
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Working from home should be the norm anyway in this day and age - where practical. We're still medieval in this regard.
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